A man arranges a date for his friend.

Listen, I know a very sexy little number. I�ve agreed with her that you�ll go round to her place this evening.

Okay, but what if I don’t find the girl attractive?

I’ve thought of that too. If she doesn’t turn you on, just yell out Ooooow! and pretend you’re getting an attack of asthma! I’ll be listening from the staircase and I’ll do the explaining for you.

So it’s agreed. The guy goes up to the girl’s flat and rings the bell. The girl who opens the door is the most gorgeous he’s ever seen. Our man is about to introduce himself happily when the girl suddenly puts her hand to her throat and yells, �Ooooow! “