“It’s that time of the year, the days are getting longer and the weather is warming up. That means only one thing: time to call in

sick. Here are some actual, road-tested excuses collected in a survey from the job site careerbuilder.com:

� I forgot to come back to work after lunch.

� I was spit on by a venomous snake.

� I had to be there for my husband�s grand jury trial.

� My monkey died.”