Impatient after a long wait for the overdue 6.40 train, I pointed out to the station master, the rail minister’s promise of punctuality.

“Sir, the train is on time,” he replied. “The clock will show 6.40 till it arrives,”

We may have seen lot of funnier sign boards or we may have read about them in some places, but this one surely killed me.

I happen to see one sign board in one of the restrooms in Coimbatore Central bus stand. It read

“Do Not spit Here”

Is it not funny?