Hi I took this from Devesh’s blog..
I found this funny and entertaining so thought should share with more people..
There is a link below for his’ blog..
1. Guys don’t actually luk after gud-luking girls. They prefer neat & presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, & thn 4get u afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking da way he is.
5. “Are u doing something?” or “Have u eaten already?” are da 1st usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think abt da girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all u’r bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get da girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about u’r ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want 2 meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want 2 tell you many things but they can’t, & they sure have 1 habit 2 gain courage & spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don’t provoke da guy 2 heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream & hope 2o much.
16. Guys usually try hard 2 get the girl who has dumped them, & this makes it harder 4 them 2 accept their defeat.
17. When u touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!”
would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they
talk 2 a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when u’re asking him 2 do u a favor, he’s actually saying tht he doesn’t like u & he can’t lay down da card 4 u.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”
23. U have 2 tell a guy what u really want before he gets da message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about da girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean tht da guy likes her.
28 You can never understand him unless you listen 2 him.
29. If a guy tells u he loves u once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of da face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It’s good 2 test a guy 1st before u believe him. But don’t let him wait tht long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls tht they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
37. Your best frnd, whom u’r boyfriend seeks help frm about his problems with u may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells u about his problems, he just needs someone 2 listen 2 him. U don’t need 2 give advice.
39. A usual act tht proves tht da guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways 2 keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try 2 find da stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get da wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend 2 get serious with their relationship & become 2o possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes da boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard 4 him 2 let go of tht girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy 2 let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have 2 tell a guy wht u really want before getting involved with tht guy.
52. A guy has 2 experience rejection, because if he’s 2o-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see tht he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks u 2 leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come & listen 2 me”
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out da best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen 2 him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe tht there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court da girls anyway & then realize at da end tht he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if da girl likes him but can never be sure unless da girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games & basketball, da way a girl would do over her romance novels & make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage..
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” 2o well.
77. Guys really think tht girls are strange & have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them
offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend 2 generalize about girls but once thy get 2 know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just 2o stubborn 2 deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but he is already
thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing
86. When a guy looks at u, either he’s amazed of u or he’s criticizing u.
87. When u catch him cheating on u and he asks for a second chance, give it 2 him. But when u catch him again & he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets u go, he really loves u.
89. If u have a boyfriend, & u’r boy best friend always glances at u & it obviously shows tht he is jealous whenever you’re with ur boyfriend, all I can say is ur boy best friend loves u more than u’r boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from da romance books that girls read & take as their basis of experience.
91. U can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear u’r voice even just 4 1 night, hang up. He also tells tht 2 another girl. He only flatters u & sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say tht a guy has good intentions if u see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ clothes, and things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships
100. ——???? 100th point you should find out