I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful

Then I look at you……

I ……

I …….

I rather look at the stars again.

Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.

It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.

Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA.

If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.

Good looking people r hard to find.

That’s why u don’t ……

That’s y u don’t see me often.

When u feel sad….

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

“damn I am really sooo cute” u will overcome ur

sadness.

But don’t make this a habit…..

Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Jassi singh tells his gf, “come home tomorrow, no one will b at home.”

When she goes the next day to his home…….

There was NO ONE at home.

Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds…..

5……

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2…….

1……..

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ERROR: No brain detected.

WIFE : ” I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in u! r hands all day.”

HUSBAND : ” I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday.”

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