“Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.”
– Floyd Dell

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.

The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.

The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.

The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to Banta.

The other two said, so what?

The third salesman added, “Along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold him fifty kgs of bird seeds!!!!!”