Love Proposal!

To, Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of Love

Dearest Ms. Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since 14 October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13 October at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on the compatibility, would be made permanant.
Of course, upon complettion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to the promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us.
Later based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy if you could forward this to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!!

Yours Sincerely,
Romeo

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